teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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totallyfubar:

totallyfubar:

I don’t even know what Maybelliene is, but it can’t be that useful if its slogan is “Maybe she isn’t using our product, maybe she is”

It’s pretty much the marketing equivalent of being asked “Does your product work?” and going

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alexernst:

so look at you

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sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

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guuey:

moodshades:

eat only when at 6-7 mostly 7

If you eat bananas at 7 you’re disgusting stay away from me

guuey:

moodshades:

eat only when at 6-7 mostly 7

If you eat bananas at 7 you’re disgusting stay away from me

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jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

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owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

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Owl Turd Comix by Shenanigansen [website | twitter | facebook]

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shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

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